
Peggy |
~ excessive baggage! |

Glynda |
~ profile states divorced, but no court date
scheduled yet. |

Doug |
~ no longer available! moving out west to get married, but "forgot" to cancel his membership... |

Lou |
~ a player who has an identical profile posted at all of the
major dating sites; not looking for a relationship just feathering his cap. |

Kathy |
~ great IM buddy but Chatty Cathy has no intention of meeting in person. |

Bob |
~ already committed to a long term girlfriend, but looking for
something better. |

Carl |
~ waits till you are obviously madly in love to disclose
a serious, but non-life threatening, medical condition. |

Fred |
~ never calls when he says he will, and when he
does call it is to break a date at the last minute. |

John |
~ brings his dog on every date! |

Dick |
~ you think John is bad... Dick
brings his mother on dates! |